First things first: safety, of course! Check out the latest whacky recalled children's toy. A recalled educational tool. Careful not to choke on the ovaries, kids.
You can grow cucumbers to look like this. Its really going the extra mile. I don't have the time, but if I were a SAHM who liked to throw dinner parties, I would go there. I really would. Is that sad or cute or both?
Arcade coat hooks by Surface Tension. Perfect for a game room, play room, or the living room of a good humored dork (aka me).